Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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