margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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