Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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