so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
They are going to name an STD after you.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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