Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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