i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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