what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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