After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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