hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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