I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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