Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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