I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
