wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
