wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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