You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
