They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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