Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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