Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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