I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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