ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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