We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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