so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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