I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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