GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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