He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Randomize
