Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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