Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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