She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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