Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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