where am i from again
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
