break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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