Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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