well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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