I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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