Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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