Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think I won the penis lottery.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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