Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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