I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
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ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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