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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.

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  college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.

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  i do.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players

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• (714): View more from California

  we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet

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• (863): View more from Florida

  There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to

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• (352): View more from Florida

  WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY

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  Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Panties = found

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