Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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