I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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