I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I need to align my fucking chakras
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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