Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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