I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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