Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
How external is "for external use only"?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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