I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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