If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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