Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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