I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I just want nice things and good sex
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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