my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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