she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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