and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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