do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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