It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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